Strain Reviews

Fire.

The Oreoz is no joke. Dense nugs, cookies smell that fills the room, and it hits smooth. Been ordering monthly since I found these guys. Legit top shelf.

Cereal Milk had me and my girl couch-locked watching Planet Earth for 3 hours straight. Creamy terps, perfect cure. This is the one.

Lemon Cherry Gelato looks insane — purple and orange with trichomes everywhere. Taste is citrusy with a hint of cherry on exhale. Only knock is the bag was a little dry, but a Boveda fixed it quick.

Grape Frosty is my new daily driver. Mellow but focused, great for after work. The purple hues on this flower are wild. Vet-owned company that actually cares about quality.

I drive from New Braunfels to cop the MAC every drop. Earthy, gassy, and the effects creep up on you perfect. Lab results on every jar. This is how it should be done.

Purple Punch gummies knocked me out in the best way. Took one after a long shift and slept like a baby. Wish they had a lower dose option but honestly half a gummy does the trick too.

Ordered the Oreoz pre-rolls for a camping trip. Burned even, tasted great, and the whole crew was impressed. Shipping was fast and discreet. Already reordered.

Fellow Marine here. Jesse runs a tight operation — every product is Farm Bill compliant with COAs you can actually read. The Lemon Cherry Gelato flower is absolutely premium. Semper Fi.

MAC concentrate is fire but I went through it way too fast lol. The flavor on the live rosin is crazy terpy — garlic and gas. Need to grab a bigger size next time.

Cereal Milk pre-rolls are my go-to for weekends. Smooth pull, sweet flavor, and the high is relaxed without putting me to sleep. Membership perks are solid too — birthday freebie was clutch.